<[CSI]Mercenary-OD> Cloaks not a nig, hes got no jig. He thinks hes black, but the skin pigment is what he lacks. He chills in irc cause of his run down family. Hes gotta lotta luck, cause he really fuckin sucks. Chasin is what he does best, got the Odium by giving head, heard hes really fuckin gay in bed. He bust a rhyme like he busts a cap, never done it before never will, instead he'll be at the gap. Been in about 30 different clans, IKK, Zt, 100k, Xa are just to name a few. Thinks he can bust one about CSI like hes got some skills, wasn't even rap. He'll never get a contract

<[CSI]ACE_340> busting rhymes harda than popping caps and commiting crimes, as i sit here i wilt here, dilt here milk here, drinking mah decoy milk, smoother than silk, of england, where fisich has a band.... eating crumpets and tea, brb, gotta pee

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> ace, my lover, you a bigga niggah than Danny Glover, and you are sexier naked too, as a sexy foo, they lock you up in the sexy zoo so everyone can see your sexy bod, oh please oh please let me lick your rod, ace my LOVER

<[CSI]Octane-EE> MAYBE WE SHOULD BE LIKE ZT AND JUST GO STEAL MEMBERS FROM OTHER CLANS INSTEAD OF BE HONEST AND RECRUIT 4 REAL

<[CSI]ACE_340> is ace, of the supreme race, csi that is, stay outta my biz, csi recruiting, thugs be looting, decoy milk is my ex lover, i replaced him with danny glover, some rubbers, and a hub...

<[CSI]ACE_340> cornflake the hax0r, he can rack her, back her, smack her. taking down newbies, stealing their rubies, and no prisoners he takes, tieing 'em up and dropping in lakes, eating cake, masturbates

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> ace 3-4-OH, oh NO, he's on the scene and he's looking mean, mirv to the left, mirv to the right, best throw down 'cause he's ready for a fight, ACE is kickin' it real, he's the real deal, and when he gets done poundin' your ass, you'll sorry you gave him sass, 'cause you're the grass, and here comes the mower ACE-3-4-O, biznatch

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> Octane, octane, he's the man with the plan, boot call all night long, gonna get a girl to slide on his schlong, he's gonna be calling her up at 3 in the morn, keep screwin' her 'till a kid is born, then claim it ain't his, she's just a slut who liked his jizz, and then octane will run away, only to be caught, prosecuted, and pay ala-mon-ay

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> kablammy the spammy whore, you bettah keep your mouth shut or you be shown the door, csi don't take no shit from j00, ya just a whiny campin' f00, and ya know that when the time comes to bring it on, you gonna get dropped like a bomb, 'cause CSI don't play around, and they gonna bury you 6 feet under the ground, feg

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> Kab, a jealous ho, 'cause he know, he can't get none ever, and soon his penis he will sever, 'cause it does him no good but weigh him down when he's throwing his mirv around town, so a female he will be soon, 'cause he can't get any poon, poor kab i laugh at your pain, now shut your mouth before i have to own you again

<[CSI]Octane-EE> my man decoymilk goes good with choclate chip cookies... step off son, wolf ain't accepting rookies... unlike zt, which to me stands for zero testicles... stealing other people's friends and making a tfc specticle... too many morons in this community with high egos... when add all up, thats where they got the "zero"

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> Struct is a f00, zip bobbity boo, fan sung mick do bah, zip la cut koo lah, read this if you can, don't try to be me 'cause i'm the man, my dictionary is very large, step off son - i'm in charge

<[CSI]ACE_340> CATS IN THE CRADLE AND A SILVAH SPOOn, DECOY MILK AND I R GOING TO THE MOON, WE WISH TO MAKE LOVE AND PLAY, TOO BAD IM NOT GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, YOU KNOW im gonna be like you decoy, im gonna like you tooooo decoy... we will start a full time family then man, you now know why i raaaaan, son... i got lots to do.... gasp without you

<|404|Struct> LITTLE BO PEEP HAD SOME SHEEP YO, THEY WERE REALLY WHITE AND REALY REALY REALLY REALLY TIGHT

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> oh ace oh ace you hurt me so, why you don't want me i just don't know, i wish that you would be mine, i'd do you everyday more than just 1 time, i'd like to lick you until you jizz, you'll see that i'm an ass rapin' whiz, c'mon ace give me a chance, you'll really enjoy a homo romance, i swear, don't fear, just do me baby, ugh

<[CSI]ACE_340> me and decoy r not an item, he msgs me but i never write'em, constantly complaining of not enough sex, even while we shopping at rex's, NO NO GOD I SUCKA T THIS

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> my opz rhyme give the opz, yo, i won't kick no ircops, like my man fisich-ho, who is a tru pime don't ya know, but i'll never complain about beeps, and idlin' duties I will keep, i'll stick around 'till the end of time, and keep makin' up freestyle rhyme, to entertain and make CSI feel good, just give opz to this brotha from the TFC hood, werd.

<[CSI]Octane-EE> My name is Octane, some associate it to the gas, but i assosicate it to busting your ass

<[CSI]Andy> I ROCK THE MIC, MY NAME IS UNION, I CONC SO FAST U AINT GOT NO CLUE-NION

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> yo octance i feel your power, when you hit the floor you're the man of the hour, packin heat and pulling out the stops, you beatdown any youngin' who calls you pops, you're the freshest homey to kick here, and when you're spittin' lyrics all the DJs fear, 'cause you the man, homes, and they all know it, you've got the skill and ain't 'fraid to show it, ugh.

<Toast-HD`M> my name is toast and i dont mean to boast but if you play me tfc your ass will roast

<[CSI]Andy> My name is toast i joined like 20 clans, i think im cool cuz i got irc fans, i like to try to rap in channel C_S_I, my mom seems to think im a pretty handsome guy =

<Toast-HD`M> my name is andy i eat too much candy and when i get randy i fuck octane up the ass does the octane getting fucked up the ass dance

<[CSI]Octane-EE> my name is andy and i play weapons factory, its better than tfc and or even meeting uni in calgary, however going to nyc to meet oct, would be even better cuz i'd get my cock slobbed

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> andy, f00, you think you can touch me? i poke out your eyes so you can't see, the beatdown that's gonna come your way, i'll jizz in your ass 'cause you know I'm gay, and when you're walkin' funny and in pain, your no-more virgin ass is gonna get slain, 'cause I come with the strength and the might, you best say your prayers 'cause it's on tonight, h03

<Toast-HD`M> octane cant rap it sounds like crap what the fuck was he thinking he must be drinking

<[CSI]ACE_340> rent telles everybody to get bent, i have this pocket lent, its worth more than and andy and milk combined, i be popping rhymes, now back to the shit, as i was saying oct's trying to get some clit, uni takes sloppy seconds, its all good, i reckon's

<[CSI]Andy> My name is toast and I try to be cool, but what ends up happenin is I look like a FOOL, sometimes I wish they'd put me out of misery, set me +kb, my mom thinks im hot, and my dad likes me too, If i say im not gay will it suddenly become true?

<CNBL-Wonka`dF> Kab likes guys, he rubs their thighs, lookin into their baby-blue eyes. He likes to hear the "I love you," and he likes it more when you do his ass, too. He will take it down the throat, he'll even do it in the boat. Kab is gay, lemme hear ya say..

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> ace, wearin' a stupid name and talkin' like a hick, i'm still pissed off 'cause he won't slob on my dick, i'm just a friendly guy who likes to get busy, but when I touch ace he gets all up in a tizzy, he don't like me that way, i just wish he was gay, 'cause i'd stick it to him a thousand times, and he'd love me more for everyone of my rhymes, and we'd be happy together living in maui, and when i give him lovin' he'd moan and say "wowie

<[CSI]Andy> my name is veriox i r clan hopper from da street, joined the boys at zT had to kiss their feet, doesnt matter that i lost my friends cuz im elite, thought'd be hard to leave but it was a simple feat

<Toast-HD`M> Andy was a short man who fucked up a clan he was in 100kdl and he sent it straight to hell

<[CSI]Octane-EE> my name is veriox... first name is Matt second is Bruce. is it me or is my asshole really loose? perhaps its cuz im gay, or maybe cuz my dick sways, nonetheless im a faggot, so let me fuck a maggot

<[CSI]Uni-laptop> my name is union, i don't rap. i think it's crap

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> my name is stranger, vector, and slide, and when WOLF comes around I'm gonna run and hide, 'cause I deserted them even tho I said I'd stay, I know clan hoppin' really is gay, but what can I do about it - i'm a fag, and I make up excuses like server lag, and I run away to join a clan that's leet, but i fear the day when I get my ass beat.

<N{t}|Parasite-404-CDT2> my name is vector and i suck cock, im a big fag but at demo i rock,.. i can out spam u and pipe a respawn too .. so fuck me in the ass and call me SUE

<Draxx> my name is draxx and im owning to the max...better take a seat and relax. i capped your flag because i bound a key to fake lag

<N{t}|Parasite-404-CDT2> my name is slider.. im drink beer and fuck women.. yah

<Toast-HD`M> Hi im a little white boy think i can rap in #csi i aint gonna lie but i dont know why maybe because my name is andy and i suck i cant rhyme for shit and i fucked a duck

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> gee slide.. if you had still been with us.. you would have sat in IRC anyway 'cause you never did shit for the clan. gfg

<[CSI]Octane-EE> my name is Machine. my hair is fucking green! I'm over thirty, so please only give me pitty. why? cuz im fat and eat turkey thats lean, after dinner i fuck a Vega, the drag queen

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> octane octane, i won't complain, and i promise i'll never be a pain, this is my 2nd opz rhyme, and it's about time, that i get the thing i desire, before i go crazy and start up a fire, so please oh octane my brotha, listen to your dear old mutha, "give that milk boy some opz, before i get mad and call the cops"

<N{t}|Parasite-404-CDT2> my name is toast i like it up the butt.. i dont do women just my poor mutt.. or i guess u could call her my mom .. but anways i have a small dong

<[CSI]Andy> toast keeps tryin but it just dont work, hes gonna get angry and to porn he'll jerk, i tried to warn you toast but you just didnt care, when you walk down the street you wonder why they all stare

<Draxx> my name is draxx i used to be an operator...but then that privelage said bye bye see you later

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> Vector, he's so lame, thinks that his demo shit will bring him fame, but what he don't realize is that he's a fool, and his guild tag will never make him cool

<N{t}|Parasite-404-CDT2> AOL pwns vector the fag ... u stfu and go fuck a hag.. u stupid bitch i h8 u so much.. i wish i could kill u with one touch.. cuz im a rhymer dont hate me .. or ill fuckin bend u over my knee

<Toast-HD`M> yo andy back up bitch you dont know whats up now you better sit back down before i errupt

<[CSI]Andy> my name is wonka im a bitter guy, i want csi ops or ill start to cry, if you play me in a match ill play real lame, well fuck off kid cuz this is a goddamn game =[

<N{t}|Parasite-404-CDT2> AOL pwns vector the fag ... u stfu and go fuck a hag.. u stupid bitch i h8 u so much.. i wish i could kill u with one touch.. cuz im a rhymer dont hate me .. or ill fuckin bend u over my knee

<[CSI]ACE_340> guilds are lame, they bring no fame, they have no point in this game, so why dont you take your tag, stop complaining about lag, and play for fun, like in aok when i play with the huns, they have mad cavalry, yah... you hide behind your guild tag, cowardly

<Toast-HD`M> Andy thinks he can rap but this proves hes a dumb old sap why do you even bother trying when its done youll end up dying

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> andy oh andy, don't hurt'em with your words, these guys are idiots and giant stiny turds, they can't take a simple little joke, they think everything you say is a true poke, they don't recall what it's all about, so ignore them when they whine and pout

<[CSI]Andy> Toast tries to step but he keeps falling down, my rhymes so tight make him look like a clown, he wants to be BIG, he wants to be BAD, when the games over he ends up lookin Sad =[

<Toast-HD`M> [CSI]ACE_340, his clan is gone, he tried to act like he was my guy but his little act didnt fly he wasnt who he said this i know because when we played tfc he was dead like a hoe

<[CSI]Andy> decoy i hear that, its what im all about, cant stand the whiney bitches like to moan and pout, i wish they would leave, i wish theyd shut the fuck up, they end up looking like fags like C N B L Gup

<Toast-HD`M> decoymilk has aol when we mulched he went straight to hell then he got his little clan mates to start talking shit and making me irate

<[CSI]Octane-EE> toast, i think you got burnt, why dont check your head, your rhymes ain't worth a single cent. you're named after bread, just get a new nick, instead

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> vector you truly are a clown, it's a wonder they still let your ass hang around, everything you say makes you look more dumb, you play computer games all day 'cause your mom won't give you some, ohh you're gonna be mad now, it's not my problem that you're so low brow, you're a moron and a jackass, who tries to be a badass, but all you do is fail, so why don't you just fuckin' bail (like you did on WOLF).

<Zt|Vector-BSU> decoy, he tells the offense to group, why dont u take a poop, u sit on uir ass, and tell the O to group, and act like itll bring u some fame, but itll only bring u pain

<Toast-HD`M> drax has no pubes hes too young to use lubes hasnt it puberty ....fuck what the fuck rhymes with puberty?

<[CSI]Octane-EE> my name is rent a knight, i'm a little girl, look at my kyte! i might be a good medic, but i sure need a relic, maybe thats what will get me girls, instead of guys (

<Toast-HD`M> octane critizies vec when hes just as bad its pretty sad octanes words are no coharent imma spank his ass like im his parent

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> vector, trying to be racial, but he don't mind when he's at a gay bar who gives him a facial, if the jizzer is white, black, brown, red - it's all good as long as there is cum on his head, and vector don't prefer a race when he takes it up the rear, he'll just grab the first homoman who is near.

<[CSI]ACE_340> [CSI]ACE_340 is what they call me, i please all for a small fee, look me up in the pokedex, who will i be screwing nex'? im one fine fruit, have a choice in the front or through the poop chute, bettah watch out afterwards though, as ill gank your loot, i r no easy pokemon, [CSI]ACE_340, the con

<Toast-HD`M> mine name is schlomie will you by homie? i work for sta a league which is gay

<[CSI]Octane-EE> My name is Dr. Feelgood i played for SD. you want our pak files, you need to pay your monthly fee. we cheat, we win, and then we boast, perhaps we need more lamers, like that niggah toast

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> my nameis toast and i think i'm a real tooper, but really i'm just trying to get raped in my pooper, i try to hang around CSI, 'cause I wanna be their newest recruit guy, i have no clan and I think i'm sweet, what I don't realize is they know I'm not leet, i try to talk big and tough tough shit, but when the smack down comes I'm gonna get hit

<[LfA]-Rez`H-||-420> i tipped over some cows just for a joke and laugh, jumped up choked a giraffe, grabbed his neck and broke it in half

<[CSI]Andy> my name is Oct im a jew, understood? if you dont get my talk then you aint from the hood. I'm a white israelite but I am gangster elite, when people want ops in CSI they try to kiss my feet

<Toast-HD`M> banana is 3 he aint no g watches digimon and pokemon riding in my school bus i think about owning toast but if i ever play him i know my ass is toast

<PhAR[SOL]-Sl33Ps-OncE-MorE> my name is phar stop were you are... im comming after you... i pwn j00

<[CSI]Octane-EE> my name is andy and i rarely come online. please leave me alone and let my gayness shine. i was in RL with my friend who is male, he fucked me up the ass until his dick went stale

<[CSI]Andy> My name is andy, felix is my bro, try to disrespeck him and ill put you on Deathrow=[[[[[[[[[[

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> Rez tries to be real good, but he can't rap like CSI in the hood, he tries to be the mack of the town, but when the words are flyin' he gets beat down, he is trying to hard to be fresh and hip, but when he says shit he sounds like a dip

<Toast-HD`M> zt it aint gonna last its a clan of whores its gonna break up and they will slam the doors

<[CSI]Octane-EE> rez tries too hard, perhaps hee is just big and lard. he doesnt have a credit card. if he had one, he would order mad food, thinking it might help him to get TFC-Good

<Toast-HD`M> my name is toast i like gay sex even with [CSI]ACE_340 and his pokedex i need some ass or i am crass so give it up or your ass is grass

<[CSI]ACE_340> i r of clan zee tea, i charge an hourly fee, for my services i give head, sex in bed, i kill all you fools, blood staines turn the room red, too bad zea tee will no longer be, after all the egotisticals get pissed, slit their wrist, and disband... i feel sorry for that clan

<[CSI]Octane-EE> sup all i represent ZT. we stand for Zanny Travenstites. some of us are dykes. we have ob who calls all jews kykes.

<Toast-HD`M> my name is octane some times i think im black...every one else just thinks im on crack i am in csi i aint a fly guy but im staring at toast's exposed thigh

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> man.. i needed something to cheer me up, so I came to CSI and said wazzup, i started to rap and rhyme, and right fly by went the time, it's been a lotta fun and pretty damn cool, and we've bitch slapped down more than one fool, so CSI i must say thank you, you've enlightened my evening with hardcore shit that's tru

<Toast-HD`M> we steal some guys tell their old clans lies say we arnt hoes but everyone knows were gonna break up shit this clan is fucked

<[CSI]Octane-EE> thanks for stopping by milk. we appreciate the gesture. you best go to bed so you won't fall asleep in tomorrow's lecture. stick to wolf it'll pay off. Zt and the rest of the fags will disband faster than my cough

<[CSI]Andy> My name is Andy and I never show, but when I do i take my show to the road, owning CSI all damn night, the green kill symbol IS GOOD! .......right?

<Toast-HD`M> rez wants to own but he just dont know no one pays attation because hes a skanky hoe he had a run in with rezin and he was beggin for mercy after that pwnage cursing

<[CSI]ACE_340> last year i was nobody, i would get killed by the fatty, no clan wanted me... then i heard about zea tee, happy with my clan i just hope they dont turn gay, as everybody may say, it really sucks as we are the new definition of hate, ponder this thought but its pretty late, so i must go masturbate, then the bed awaits, if only i could get to sleep but im so worried about this masturfull feat, that must be overcummbed, will zee tea succumb?

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> I'm DM and I'm a team killa, i throw more grens then you ever willa, i set prematch detpaks and get banned from the server, i like to throw emps and i'm a helluva mirver, if you're on my team you betta watch out, 'cause here comes my grenades to make you curse and shout

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> i must be a loser in this TFC scene, i prefer to rap my hate then be outright mean, I really am not in with the crowd, 'cause I stick with my clan and wear it's tag proud, all these leet guys are hoppin' teams, and to be real cool ya gotta be a whore it seems, so i guess one day if it's cool i gotta be, i'll quit my clan and join zee tea

<Toast-HD`M> banana thinks hes someone but know one knows his name he aint got name fame infact hes pretty lame he better hope he dosnt play a real tfc or they'll see he got no game

<[LfA]-Rez`H-||-420> toast i'm strippin u down everytime that i rock it, i know u love the way i flow through the fiber optics. Understudy? that's suicidal. fuck that shit Rez0r is your fuckin idol

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> i'm tired of rappin' and rhyming, and it's about the right timing, to do my shit work for school, so my teacher don't kick me and call me a fool, so i'm gonna do some work now, i just hope that to do it all i know how

<Toast-HD`M> rez is in a clan that cheated even though every match ended with them beated Llamas for ass sounds about right he cant get in a good clan because his game just aint tight

<Toast-HD`M> if you dont shut the fuck up your ass will be gone KB right out and if you fucking shout youll be shut out

<[CSI]Nefarious> My name is Nef... I am fucking def... The STA... Is uber ghey... w0rd

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> yeah yeah.. yo it's DM in the house, sorry i was away looking up your girlie's blouse, I was touching her sweet thang soft and slow, then she got on her knees and started working me low, i shot my load so fast, that barely 5 seconds had past, and now here I am to rap for you, bettah step off i'm just warming up, f00

<[CSI]Octane-EE> yo, yo, yo, im chillin with my homies on Valentine's Day... we're running around rapping ace is eating hay. He had no date, cuz the bitch was late, so he come on irc, to rid his misery

<Kompressor> K to the O-M-P, WORD my name is kompressor, my deaths are lesser, I don't need your flag cause I'm draxx's hairdresser, with grens and rockets, I'm killin your O, fear my high ping cause my ISP is a hoe

<[CSI]ACE_340> im sitting here eating my beef stew, chilling with c s i, my first and only crew, if i had a choice to do it again, i think i would accept oct's proposal and kick it with'em, its been mad tight these past years, blasting lame clans, listening to uni get drunk off 2 beers... im really gonna miss this shit this summer........... bummer

<|NN|Mad_Man-pX> Look im mad, and ill make u sad, ill own your O since they blow

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> yo yo it's valentine's day and i made your lover my bitch, now i'm pimpin' her out and kickin' it rich, she brings in more cash than crack cocaine, to pass up on this cheap whore you'd be insane, btw did I mention she's your mom? ut-oh, looks like i just dropped a bomb, now you're pissed at me and my pimpin' ways, but i tell you what son - i'll give her back in 30 days

<[CSI]Nefarious> That's right ya'll... The STA is uber ghey... B-Bounce to the ounce need to be mutha fucking trouced... Maj GHOB fat as a globe don't even know, the maps they chose really blow...

<[CSI]Octane-EE> yo hold up -- stop your rappin, ace just got emotional revealing he'll no longer be cappin'... so here i am for my man travis white... keepin' it real and shinin' lyrical light

<Kompressor> rising up the sky, these rhymes make you high, like a cnbl gren, fear the poets pen, it wrecks your sgun, i fucked your mom...BITCH....

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> IRC ops commin' up in the place, tryin' to get up in my rappa gangstaz face, tellin' me to keep it clean, tryin' to keep their cool and not be mean, but i don't stand for shit and so i whip it out, i start to whack it as the IRC ops pout, "that's not good" they say, and I tell'em "here comes the worst part of your day," then i bend'em over and give'em all a lube, then i shove my jimmy down their oiled poop tube

<[CSI]Nefarious> Now now now... Let's not forget Xris, that punk ass bitch... His Dawgs were down wit da wall hack clowns...

<[CSI]Octane-EE> YO YO YO, MY NAME IS HEADHUNTER, I GIVE HEAD 4 FREE. JOIN MY CLAN TO ETERNALLY BE WITH ME. We suck a lot and use lame strats, but thats all good because we got tubing with RATS

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> My name is scholmie but you can can me schlo, to work for STA i gave the admins a blow, they put me up high in the corporate ladder, 'cause I give'em all they need from my overfilled bladder, they love it when i cream all over their face, just give me a month and i'll be running the place, a favor here and a quickie there, people call me a sl00t but i just don't care

<Kompressor> hold up hold up....here comes the SirKomp, you messin' we'll have to romp, we be bouncing in the club, smokin' on dubs, givin Uni some love, turnin' bears into cubs, so I step outside, show you my ride, watch my rolly bling bling, and it makes you sing, talking about bed? shit bitch...now gimme some head....unh unh

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> yo up i'm in CSI, rappin' with a few homies and one fly guy, his name is ace and i love him, i want him to snap my slim-jim, but he denies me and runs away, that's the 3rd time he's done that today, and I just wonder how if sometime, i'll give him a sexual rhyme, that will make him open his eyes and see, how fun gay sex with DM can be

<[CSI]Octane-EE> yo, my name is Oct, and i'm ICED OUT.. not only that, but in tfc i got mad clout... i say it how it is and diss all the llamas, watch my raps and how i use commas.

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> Komp oh komp drops outta the game, when a playa leaves the scene it's always a shame, today in this world of hate, ever brothaman gotta determine his own fate, don't cross no lines and keep it real, and soon people will know that you're the real deal, and when you drop a lyrical hit, people will recognize that it's the tru shit

<[CSI]Octane-EE> now sit down kids and listen to my ploy... about that guy named decoy and his little toy. it wasn't ordinary, it wasn't a lie.. he had a big fat dildo, which he stuck in his eye. so watch what happens when plastic penises get put to use... your asshole might be as loose as the one on shortfuse

<[ReZ]Naricat> Yo bitches, you in the house of CSI, dropping phat rhymes until you die, do your best to guard your flag and maybe CB will tk his team.. that fag, nevah forget the Tennessee ho, fear his name Ay-see-Ee-three-four-oh

<|NN|Mad_Man> their C-S-I, always gettin high, take their crowbars and shove them in your eye, might be idiotic but their skillz are robotic

<[CSI]ZeRo> So here we all sit upon our seats, playin TFC or beatin out meats, if you wanna f00k with us you should know you will die, because around these parts we're called CSI!!!!

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> Dr.Feelgood, how you feeling now? you used a pack cheat and got caught somehow. you never thought this day would come true, look at all the trouble you brew. massacre squealed on your ass, maybe you just smoked up too much grass, you took a screen shot of your guilt, now the sword is pressed up in your ass to the hilt, and just to think what it all was for, to beat a lame top10 team by a huge ass score

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> i'm lonely on valentine's without a date, so it's time to stop rhyming and go masturbate, my only friend on this day of love, is my right hand in a silk glove.

<[CSI]ACE_340> decoy milk comes into my place busting rhymes, hitting on ace, truth be known he has commited some type of internet crime, cyber sex with a 13 year old? not sure if he is that cold, to hit on mass', talk about fucking him up the ass... then he spurts out shit about getting head, octane just said he is going to bed, but as i was saying, decoy is probably lieinng, did you know he is part of the aol webpage ring?

<[CSI]Octane-EE> dm, i know how you feel, let me tell you the deal.. i went out with this girl and paid mad loot, she left real quick and i didnt evevn get to shoot -- my load of cum, right inside her, although i gave her a flower =(

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> i asked a girl out tonight, she said she thought that'd be alrigt, but then her friends decided they didn't like me, so the date was never meant to be. the moral of this sad story is - fucking bitches stay out of your sexy friend's biz

<[CSI]ACE_340> naricat is more of a traditionalist, he'd rather talk about moby's dick, rather that rhyme with our shit

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> octane lost 10 dollahs on a date gone sour, maybe for his high school math books he should scour, then he wouldn't lose his cash, and could by a whore when his girl made a mad dash

<[CSI]Octane-EE> yo i wanna go to bed but this rhymin is addictive... its sorta like me and tfc--mad vindictive. perhasp i should stay, perhaps i should go... whatever it is my rhymes really blow

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> i should be doing my work for school, but layin' down lyrics is just too cool, and i know i'm gonna regret waitin' later, but that's okay i'll just get off quick with my CSI brand vibrator

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> yo yo i don't mean to be annoyin', but some respect you should be showin', if i get some addops i'll stop bein' an ass, i'll be a loyal idler and auth a chanserv pass, oh my homies gimmie that op, or my begging rhymes might never stop. ugh.

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> ace, c'mon, gimmie my props - hook me up with some funky addops, ugh, werd.

<[WOLF]-DecoyMilk> octane, my rappin' friend, don't keep down here on the low end, raise me up outta this ghetto stop, hook me up with a 1337 addop, werd