<@[CSI]kretz> i like telling the bitches at work how much i weigh
<@[CSI]kretz> all 130 lbs of me
<@[CSI]kretz> i lost 20 lbs playing tf2
<@[CSI]ManVT> ...
<@[CSI]DM> i was a fatty, but then i changed to a scout
<raab> I was drunk one night and fucked this thick girl and straight up porno style used my spit for lube and went to town on her asshole
<[CSI]Octane-work> i got injured bad last night
<[CSI]Octane-work> fell off my parked bike
<mH`NINEINCH> should take a 5 hour nap before class
<axe> 5 hours isnt a fucking nap
<[CSI]Thy> I was close to breaking up with my gf the other day
<[CSI]Thy> but then she went down on me and swallowed
<[CSI]Thy> I had a dream I was robbing CB at a pizza hut
<[CSI]Thy> that was fun
<[CSI]Malachi> my cat meows when it shits
<CSI]Octane> flip girls are hot
<CSI]Octane> some are trannies.
<moldsleeps> which only serves to make them hotter
<[CSI]Octane> i had a one night stand last night.
<[CSI]Octane> with a really fat girl
<[CSI]Octane> LOL
<[CSI]Octane> what do you call that tool that makes sure something is straight
<wraithforger-A-BUS> as in not gay? or what?
<[CSI]Octane> like a piece of wood
<[CSI]Thy> I empathized with the horse because it was a minority
<[CSI]Octane> alright, im gonna send cb down there to fix the power plants
<[CSI]Felix> they need to be fixed not destroyed
<Emmy> i wear a 36D, now stfu already
<[CSI]Mercenary-VD> newegg sells rice cookeres
<[CSI]Mercenary-VD> but wont ship to canada
<[CSI]Mercenary-VD> greatttt
<tooslider> poor asian canadians!
<[CSI]Thy> i love gay movies
<[CSI]Mal> everything is so peachy its rediculous i feel worthless.
<[CSI]Mal> i need to go build houses in Guatamala i think
<MC-Octane> MY NAME IS DAN, BETTER KNOWN AS OCTANE; I MAY BE HAPPY, THATS CUZ I DID COCAIN; NO IM PLAYIN, LATELY IVE BEEN SMILIN; THATS BECAUSE I GOT MY PVR WORKIN
<MC-Octane> that was so horrible
<MC-Octane> i quit the rap game
<[CSI]Octane-EE> sup
<[CSI]Octane-EE> shelves are coolk
<[CSI]Octane-EE> you can never have enough shelvesyou know
<Mizukage> i have the feeling merc is really a senior citizen
<Mizukage> hating halloween and calling candy "sweets"
<Mizukage> if he goes afk when matlock is on
<Mizukage> we know the truth
<[CSI]Malachi> if penis = [{flacid1]} then repeat [{fellacio.vxd]}
<miz> but that will be an infinite loop
<[CSI]ACE_340> because of the conversation with CSI where I learned that u cant go from butt to cooch cuz of infections
<[CSI]Octane-EE> if you dont like a girl, just bang the bitch in the ass, stick it in her pussy, and then cum in her eye and leave
<[TDA]Mercenary-VD> Yo octane, i fucked my girlfriend in the ass
<[CSI]ACE_340> lol!!! that gave me an idea, if u wanna do it anal and dont have lube, just sneeze on urself and rub it on
<[CSI]Octane-EE> dude i know merc one time this fat bitch ejacd all over my hand
<[CSI]Octane-EE> i died.
<[CSI]Octane-EE> and any long time csi knows how fast i come
<PFr|Vector-Sx-> i have a good xover2 strat
<PFr|Vector-Sx-> the old KoD one
<CoLDRuSHy-EE> does it involve piping 4 different places with one demo?
<[CSI]Octane-EE> I downloaded CounterStrike.
* CrowbarSwingingIdiot-v2 kills [CSI]Octane-EE
<RA|shock-t5> i understand why building ac omp is cheaper
<RA|shock-t5> cause u gotta fuckin build it.
CornFlake340 (5:46:11 PM): i should be able to sue cuz of a busted condom
O C T A N E 097 (5:46:20 PM): no
O C T A N E 097 (5:46:26 PM): its in the End User License Agreement
<ShocK[RA]-VD> where can i get flautz OGC
<ShocK[RA]-VD> 66.78.30.130:27015 for some CS im hack free this time
<[CSI]CB-> i have come to the fact that [CSI] is the 2pac of TFC
<[CSI]CB-> we're like "dead"
<[CSI]CB-> but we're not!
<[CSI]Thy> everyone needs to start using cafm instead of afk
<[CSI]Octane-EE> cafm?
<[CSI]Thy> computer away from me
<|{_Leet> merc needs a refugee boy named paco just to operate all his cheats
<[CSI]RandomNewbie-BSU> i like peeing in public pools full of little kid
<[CSI]Okpod> rofl!!
<[CSI]Okpod> man that was hard to type from the floor....
[15:29] <[CSI]Mercenary^A> I wish lightning would strike down all cheaters
[15:29] <[CSI]Mercenary^A> right now
[15:29] *** [CSI]Mercenary^A has quit IRC
<[CSI]CB> you ever get suckered into doing //echo -a (C:,*ogc*,*,msg #csi_talk $1-)
<[CSI]Union> one time i did a search for *lesbian* and immediately flooded
<[CSI]ShocK-V-VD> rent likes to conc to attic
<[CSI]Octane-EE> rent also likes cock
<[CSI]Kamikaze> hey rent and i have something in common O.o
<neloX> 5v5 pm me -west- no random newbies
<[CSI]RandomNewbie> FUCK
<[CSI]Boochman> shit i just ate a hole box of Tagalong girlscout cookies
<anne_D[CSI]> I AM ANDY, A SEPERATE YET EQUALLY COOL MEMBER OF CSI
<[CSI]Thy> sucking on my own toes makes me SOOOO horny
<dkoy_MYLK[CSI]> thy.. please tell me you put chocolate syrup on them first
<[CSI]Octane-EE> if someone as smart as i am is struggling with this, the retards in my class are probably contemplating suicide at this very moment.
<[CSI]Octane-EE> kid getting a lot of money soon really means "im cleaning my couch"
<[CSI]Union> 404 was the great cz2 clan of 2001, until we came along
<[CSI]Mercenary-OD> No 404 was good at Cz2 until hw limits were put in place
<[CSI]ManVT-56k-> wb Boochman
<[CSI]Boochman_ch> Het syo nab
<[CSI]ManVT-56k-> was that hey sup man w/ fingers on the wrong keys?
<[CSI]Okpod> how bout 1 of us vs 10 of your friends in tfc
<GXSlim> ok ill call some of my friends who also play CS... im sure they can do well in tfc
<[CSI]Octane-EE> I HATE WHEN I HAVE A BONER FOR NO REASON
* [CSI]Octane-EE LOOKS AT HIS PENIS: WHY ARE YOU ERECT MISTER?
*** PF|Vega sets mode: +b [CSI*!*@*.*
<[CSI]Octane-EE> thy comments on the poor scanning, i comment on the babe, mtv comments on the computer.
<dm|afk> OKPOD COMMENTS ON HOW HE LIKES THE ROOM NEXT DOOR, BEING ABLE TO SEE THROUGH WALLS
<[CSI]ManVT> RTCW = fancy foger wilco?
<[CSI]Octane-EE> sometimes i jerk off with my left hand when i need to use my mouse to browse the porn
<[CSI]Mercenary-OD> WHATS UP MY NIGGAS
<[CSI]RandomNewbie> come to my school and say dat
<[CSI]RandomNewbie> Nigg- *BANG*
<[CSI]ACE_340> a friend from high school scanned her senior picture and emailed it to me
<[CSI]ACE_340> and she was like "Would you please send the pic back when your done? i need it"
<Venom-8-> I could never join some unorganized clan.
<[CSI]Vulture> well that rules out CSI
<[CSI]Vulture> we practice during prematch
22:58:14: CNBL-HeadHunter(TEAM): cap
22:58:25: CNBLr-HayWire(TEAM): if it was that easy we would
<[CNBLr]Pale-Ale> now shut up
<[CSI]Mercenary-OD> shhhhhh cardboard face
-ChanServ- This channel [#csi] has reached the maximum ban limit of 256.
<[CSI]RandomNewbie> CALIFORNIA GOT A PLACE CALLED WEED IN IT
<[CSI]Mal> Random, i lived On High street, in Grass Valley California
<[DO]-Messiah> Hi, circ... have you ever heard the song kodpride2?
* [CSI]Octane-EE pulls out the breast pumps
<[CSI]Thy> nooo, if you squeeze fake tits, you get decoy milk
<Solo> is playing Zt right now
<wonka> is that actually happening?
<wonka> god i feel sorry for the walls.
<Puh|Away> I went CURLING tonight
<[CSI]Thy> you got a perm puh?
<[CSI]Vulture> and then my internal hard drive modulator fires up and uses up all of my protonic RAD memory, forcing me to use a LOM command to lower it! So I says to the HD, "You go girlfriend!"
<[CSI]Nefarious> I got alot of caps from those 20oz pops on my desk
<[CSI]Nefarious> They have formed a colony, and are planning a revolution against the pizza crust...
<[CSI]Vulture> system32? sounds like a crappy game *DELETE*
* [CSI]-23-CB does happy dance
<[CSI]Octane-EE> happy dance = arab masterbation
<[CSI]Octane-EE> my computer cant stay up for more than 24 hours
<[CSI]Octane-EE> something just crashes!
<[CSI]Vulture> Octane: its called Windows
<[CSI]Vulture> how many pipes does it take to get KoD kicked from the IGL?
<[CSI]Vulture> a one.. a two.. a sixteen.. *crunch*
<[CSI]Vulture> 16
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<VectoR-BSU> i beat the computer, I had 423
*** VectoR-BSU was kicked by [CSI]KaBlammo (prolly used 16 paddles)
<[CSI]Mercenary-OD> 1 for the trouble, 2 for the bass
<[CSI]Octane-EE> LOL
<[CSI]Octane-EE> ITS TREBLE
<JoL> im moving to tennessee so i dont need teeth
<[CSI]ProfessorHolmes> oh dear, i seem to have misplaced my pipe
<[CSI]Circuit|0z> my whacking signals my readiness to mate
<[CSI]Octane> LOL yah kd, you do an awesome job of leadership
<[CSI]KidDeath> in real life, i couldnt lead a row of ducks
<Paradichlorabenzine> I AM THE WHITE MINT IN TOILETS!
<Paradichlorabenzine> w00t w00t!
<[CSI]Andres> i am the best soldier in tfc (according to my mom)
<[CSI]Circuit|0z> my whacking signals my readiness to mate
<[CSI]Puhlaya|Away> I have no moves
<[CSI]Puhlaya|Away> just brute force
<ThY> fuck it, im not gettin ass anytime soon anyway
<[THD]Absinthe> You in a wheelchair or sumthin?
<[CSI]Dan_Joseph_Berger> HA LO HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<[CSI]Travis> aloha you moron
<[CSI]Dan_J_Berger> Why do we need these CRAZY aliases?
<[CSI]Scott_D_Antifave> makes geeks look tougher
<[CSI]Vulture> i need to know more about my body i guess
<[CSI]Union> hello my nigga how are you?
* [CSI]Union hollahs at octane
<[CSI]MasterAtWork> we fucken rule, me and octane should have our own sitcom
<[FRP]vapor> You guys are crazy bastards!
<[CSI]MasterAtWork> badlands is so big it even makes MY cock look small!
* Xarnon thinks that a needle would make Masters cock look small
<[CSI]ACE_340> sup stupid goat?
<[TG]VyPeR> not much idiot
<[CSI]X-Crispy> we dont have white castles. our townspeople chased them all out with sticks.
<[CSI]ThyMaster> do any of you paly without weapoin showing?
<[CSI]MasterAtWork> do you have sex with your clothes on?
<DevilM> you guys need to stop with the illegal channels
<[CSI]KidDeath`M> in heaven everyone has 0 pings!
<[CSI]Capn1> they are contracted by Cummins Engines
<[CSI]ThyMaster> Cumming Engine? Thats me!
<[100kdl]Andy> any year where tfc/tf2 gives me goodframerates, and i get laid alot is a good year tho
<[100kdl]Andy> 1999 was a really bad one
<[CSI]ACE_340> i painted my balls blue once... for art class
<[CSI]MasterAtWork> Skippy can i have sex with your wife and kids?
<Skippy> [CSI]MasterAtWork, Absolutely
<[CSI]ThyMaster> I have no muscles
<[CSI]ThyMaster> just huge thighs
<[TG]Redrum> we have a guy in the goats named peacekeeper whose 53
<[TG]Redrum> he should be named pacemaker
<[TG]StryKuuR> capn, octane likes your berries
<[TG]Remarcable> i once touched an OC48
<[TG]Remarcable> it gave me a woody
<[CSI]Octane-LL> Scannerboy: I have resason to believe your server is stationed on Mars
<[DA]Scanner_Boy> No way..we got the cheap hosting on the moon of pluto.
<][-Pritz[e-9]> puff da magic hard drive lived near drive B: sorta near the power sply in a tower owned by me
<[CSI]Octane> i have a lucky csi stone that i rub before every game
<[CSI]ACE_340> i have a lucky CSI nut. i dont touch it before games though
<[CSI]Octane> ace, i touch my nuts DURING games...
<[CSI]Octane> when you talk on rw
<[TG]StryKuuR> who cares
<[CSI]ACE_340> bitch ass goat, stop running your smelly jaw b4 i phuck you up
<[TG]StryKuuR> well, your an idiot
<CSI]ACE_340> ahhh, be quiet, im still smarter than a goat
<[CSI]AFK> dehrydrated water.
<[CSI]AFK> just add water.
<[TG]StryKuuR> i dont have car, nor rolex
<[TG]StryKuuR> i have my computer which allows me to have any of them on my screen
<Xer0> http://www.temporal.org/girlfriend/
<[CSI]Staind> if that is anyone in this chat room I will ban you
<[CSI]KidDeath> scientist are dumb
<[CSI]KidDeath> paddys a scientist see what i mean?
<[CSI]Octane> man I miss fucking shadow
<[TG]StryKuuR> woah, too much info there
<[TG]Fang> monkey have small penises
<MonkeyToucher> that is so i can touch more monkeys in a day
<[CSI]Octane> IF XARNON SAID TO JUMP OFF THE ROOF WOULD YOU?#$?#
<[TG]VyPeR> yeah. unless it was a really high roof.
<MonkeyToucher> dont knock monkeys
<MonkeyToucher> i touch alot of them you know
<Xer0> the only pet I have had was a snail
<Xer0> it smelled
<Xer0> DOOD! that snail lived for 5 fucking years
<Xer0> I got it for 50 cents
-ChanServ- Unknown Command [boyeeee]. Try HELP for help.
<[CSI]Octane_> g4h, what does your wife think about you playing ocmputer games?
<Guns4Hire> it makes her horny and sexy
<[CSI]Puhlaya> MUST GET FUCKBUDDY!
<[CSI]KidDeath> ugly girls have the nicest pussy
<[CSI]X-Crispy> sdcv
<[CSI]X-Crispy> you dont wanna know what typed that
<[CSI]ACE_340> u have a wing-wang aphro?
<[CSI]Octane> One sec, im inviting aphrodite.
<Nemo> you have a woman in CSI? cool
<[CSI]KidDeath> i had about 3 heart attacks today
<[CSI]Gorath> smoking will make your pecker the same size as it was when you were 10 years old
<[CSI]KidDeath> guess you havent seen my pecker
<BluDLuST> point of life= get fucked as many times as possible
<[CSI]ACE_340> getting fucked by a guy doesnt count for ya, sorry
<[CSI]Paddyjack> a thunderstorm is coming my way...
<[CSI]Gorath> so bring your computer inside paddy
<[CSI]X-Crispy> sometimes I enjoy making my name "feisty_corpse" and being a spy. then I go in the open, feign and jump around a spin
<[CSI]X-Crispy> I was playing AHL dm all night
<[CSI]ACE_340> YOU ARE A DISGRACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<[CSI]Aphrodite> hey are the chemical brothers the one who play "check it out now, the *****(i dont know) **** brothers"?
<[CSI]Octane_> Fuck you and your stupid webcams, Ace.
<[CSI]ACE_340> fine. ill pack my links and go home.
<[CSI]Gorath> everyone blame octane, go egg his house
<BluDLuST> fucking hell!! I swear to god!!@!@# MICROSOFT MUST PUT THESE BUGS IN ON PURPOSE!!@#!@#!@#
<[CSI]Octane_> I FELL ASLEEP WAITING FOR THE REST OF CSI
<[CSI]Gorath> i think the rest of csi is still trying to score on that last game we lost
<[CSI]Paddyjack> sorry... was in a warcraft game
<[CSI]Gorath> you are demoted to scout paddy
<[CSI]Gorath> i am leaving this clan and joining the "Barbie Dress Up" clan
<[CSI]Paddyjack> I was screeming in my mic where was the flag?
<[CSI]Paddyjack> Then I noticed after the game my mic was off... :-)
<[CSI]KidDeath> What the fuck does <g> mean?LOL its driving me crazy it looks kinda like a spaceship! i hate pissing in the wind! what is it?
<[CSI]Gorath> hey octane can you leave, we were talking about you
<[CSI]KidDeath> taking 4 ibprofen is better then sex ;o)
<[CSI]Aphrodite> i like to snipe, and i can only do it without bein lame in hunteds
<Guns4Hire> I am man enough to admit that I am hung like a pimple. :)
<[CSI]Aphrodite> lol, USA should invade canada
<[CSI]CapnCrunch> My name used to be Rabbi Satan!
<[CSI]CapnCrunch> what is the chicken bot doing to me?
<[CSI]Puhlaya> seeing as you are the secretary of our clan, would you mind doing your job and give me a blow job?
<[CSI]Octane> Man, all of CSI are drug addicts!
<[CSI]ACE_340> maybe thats why we lose
<[CSI]KidDeath> your girlfriend would leave you for me if i ate her pussy
<[CSI]Octane> CA has a girl in their clan.
<[CSI]RedDog> ya shove a rocket right up her ass??
<[CSI]Aphrodite> kid, your cable company has you pussy whipped
<[CSI]KidDeath> i will whoop your pussy
<[CSI]Aphrodite> hey, you should see me play TFC during PMS
<zero18> no thanks i dont want to lose
<[CSI]Octane> you cant have the sg TOO in to the chamber
<[CSI]Paddyjack> be more clear plese
<[CSI]Octane> #%fDfsdfdkj325 gfjka sg gun
<[CSI]Puhlaya> microbiologist = biologist with a small penis (hence the micro)
<[CSI]Shadow> if I havent fucked her, just call me aphrodite!
<[CSI]CapnCrunchh> how do you do that?
<[CSI]Aphrodite> ask your wife:P
<[CSI]KidDeath> i am a pathetic human bean
<[CSI]KidDeath> dont you wish we could just say sv_gravity 0 and then fly around!
<[CSI]KidDeath> ohh baybee babyeee yeah ouhhh pass me the flag ohh baby yeah ouhhh i liek that yeah cap it cap it!
<AxeFaceKiller> i need a bigger desk, the beer bottles are obstructing my view.
<[CSI]KidDeath> axefacekilelr
<[CSI]KidDeath> lol
<AxeFaceKiller> ya, laugh it up <insert hatchet into forhead>
<[CSI]CapnCrunch> You guys like my crunch berries?
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